Scott/Scott: Tears In Rain - Blade Runner

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down and see two podcasters. They're crawling toward you. They host The Academy Academy. They're discussing Blade Runner, talking about its literary origins, going into detail about alternate castings and definitive cuts. You flip the podcasters on their backs. They reference past bits involving American burger customs and elbow patches, their bellies baking in the sun. They cannot turn over without your help, but you are not helping. They talk about Sandlering and Edward James Almost. Why is that?